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"Some
Other Thoughts" The Old Testament Lesson: Ecclesiastes
4: 7 - 12
To have people realize that we are called to think of others before ourselves
Drama: What About Me?
Elder: On behalf of the leadership of First Presbyterian Church, I’d like to welcome all of you to our annual meeting. Our chairman Joseph Campbell is under the weather and since I am the youngest Elder, The other Elders forced Elder 2: (Loud, Very Fake Cough) Elder 1: I mean asked me to run the meeting. Madam Secretary, would you please read the minutes from last year’s meeting. Secretary: Certainly. (as she reads, her mouth strays toward the written minutes more than the microphone. She does this constantly and punctuates especially dull moments with sniffs due to his hay fever.) Am I on? Am I on? Can you hear me in the back there? Briana: Just start talking, the mike will pick you up! (sotto voice) I’ve told her that hundred times! Secretary: Okay. The meeting was called to order by chairman Anderson at 7:03 p.m. Treasurer Lewis reported a 10% decrease in giving over the year leaving us unable to make our mortgage payment for November and December and putting the pastor’s salary in jeopardy. Athena: What about my raise? I am getting a raise, aren’t I? I’m not directing the choir for nothing, you know. Secretary: Sorry, we’re not talking about next year yet. Can you hang on a minute? (continuing) Ruth Toddlemeier reported that attendance was down 25% over the second half of the year, and another 30% over the last quarter. Discussion ensured regarding the sudden drop in attendance. Many spirited remarks were made to Chairman Anderson followed by violent and uncalled for gestures by Chairman Anderson and his wife Marge. A motion was made and carried that all blame be placed on the Anderson family. The motion was followed by more violent and uncalled for gestures by the Anderson children, young Hope and little Charity. A scuffle ensued. The ambulance arrived at 11:05 p.m. and chairman Anderson conceded defeat once the paramedics stopped the bleeding. Elder Herb Frazee then took over the meeting calling for an end to communism as we know it. Tim Blau then moved that we excommunicate all the men with earrings. The motion was seconded and approved. Elder 2: Some of those boys wear earrings that are bigger than mine! It looks so stupid! Elder 1: Excuse me, but that issue has been settled. (turns to Secretary) Please continue reading. Secretary: The Lewis boys refused to remove their earrings and made some more violent and uncalled for gestures. Another scuffle ensued with the Lewis family coming out the clear winners. The Lewis family, the Blau family, and the Frazee family then left the church never to return. Meeting adjourned at 12:05a.m. Elder 1: Er, thank you, Madam Secretary. That was a spirited meeting last year, wasn’t it? Briana: Yeah…just not the kind of Spirit that the Pastor’s talking about! (All chuckle) Elder 1: Well…yes…ummm… let’s look at what stands before us this evening. The first order on the agenda is the issue of our continuing decline in attendance. I’d like to open the floor for discussion on the attendance problem. (Franchesca raises her hand) Elder 1: Yes, Franchesca. Franchesca: I don’t care about the attendance problem. I want to know when you’re going to sing something I want to sing! Athena: Well! I never… Franchesca: That’s right ! You never pick anything good! Elder 1: Well, Franchesca, I appreciate your concern, but we are not talking about that issue right now. Elder 2: Yes, we’re talking about the ATTENDENCE issue Franchesca: Well, I’ll tell you why no one comes to this church. It’s because people are selfish here. Elder 1: Well, Franchesca, I think… Elder 2: What makes you think that people are selfish? Franchesca: Because no one ever thanks anyone. Who cleaned and rearranged the entire kitchen last month? I’ll tell you who. ME!!! Did any one thank me for it? No, sir! Secretary: Well, since we’re on that subject, what about me? I’ve been secretary for three years now, and has anyone ever thanked me. No, sir! Athena: And what about me? Do you think it’s easy whipping a bunch of no talent singers into a church choir? And that great cantata last month… do you think it was pre-recorded? Elder 1: Friends! Friends! We’re straying from the topic at hand. We were discussing the reason for our decline in attendance. Besides, if anyone has a right to complain, it’s me. I’ve taught Jr. High Sunday School for 5 years and no one has ever thanked me! Elder 2: You may have taught Jr. Highs, but I taught Sr. Highs! What have you got to say to that? Briana: Yeah, well, what about me! I’ve run sound here for three years, and all I ever hear is, “It’s too loud! It’s too soft! IT’s too loud! IT’s too SOFT! No one ever thanks me! Elder 1: Friends, this is horrible. We’ve been spending so much time thinking about God and others that we’ve neglected to honor ourselves. I’d like to entertain a motion that we devote each Sunday during the year to honoring the 52 people left in the church. Any discussion? Briana: I get to be next Sunday! Secretary: Why you? I should be first! Franchesca: If I don’t get to go next Sunday, I’m leaving! Secretary: (rising too challenge Franchesca) All you think about is yourself. (Turns to Athena) And you’re no better! Athena: Let’s take it outside, girl friend. Franchesca: (Standing) I’ll take you ALL on! Briana: Ha! You couldn’t take a FLEA! Elder: (standing and waving arms) Meeting adjourned! Meeting adjourned! (They all leave muttering and complaining to themselves and each other.)
I. To
have JOY, we must get our thinking priorities in the right focus II.
Our Call to take up the concerns of Others is the key to being like Christ. Peter Marshall was the author of a cute little poem: We have the nicest garbage man. The key to service is looking beyond the superficial aspects of people, forgetting about ourselves and then simply extending ourselves for their well being. It is not only the key to service, it is the key to joy. And as you go from this place, may you walk in the way of Christ Jesus and May God always find you faithful! |